• dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
  • me: dad they barely even leave their room

praischuck:

oh my god i was watching this cooking show with my parents and i was really hungry and this guy made an awesome chocolate cake so i said “holy motherfucking….heck” because i was going to say shit but i realized it was a swearword. i think you can see where i made my mistake