- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
This makes me extremely content.
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
oh my god i was watching this cooking show with my parents and i was really hungry and this guy made an awesome chocolate cake so i said “holy motherfucking….heck” because i was going to say shit but i realized it was a swearword. i think you can see where i made my mistake
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch